Nila was not the best student in University. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on him while she was Sleeping, "Tell me Nila, who created the universe?" When Nila didn't woke up, Badhon, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the hip.
"Ohh,God" shouted Nila and the teacher said, "Very good" and Nila fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Nila, "Who is our Lord and Saviour." But, Nila didn't even woke up from her sleep. Once again, Badhon came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"Uhh, God" shouted Nila and the teacher said, "Very good," and Nila fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Nila a third question. "What did Haoya say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Badhon jabbed her with the pin.
This time Nila jumped up and shouted, "If you stick me with that thing one more time, I'll break it in half and stick it up your ass!"
... the teacher fainted!
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